Tarot Reading - Recorded
15 Minutes - $20
30 Minutes - $35
1 Hour - $60
1 Hour & 30 Minutes - €85
A custom-made recorded video session on the topics of your choice
NOTE: The booking is only for blocking off time in my schedule to record your reading, there will be no live meeting for this session! You will receive your video link in 5-10 business days from the moment of your booking confirmation.
🎴 The Cosmic Tea Party: Your Personalized Tarot Reading!
Attention on deck, this is your Captain speaking
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Attention on deck, this is your Captain speaking ❗
Ready for some divine divination that's more revealing than The Star card skinny-dipping?
Welcome to your personal episode of "Spill the Celestial Tea," where we're serving up destiny with a side of sparkles! ✨
This is your personal recorded Tarot session, where you share your questions in advance, and I create a video reading just for you - like having a cosmic advisor on speed dial!
What's in the Cards for You? 🌟
Every reading serves up:
✦⠀Future peeks spicier than The Tower card at a demolition derby
✦⠀Hidden insights clearer than The Hermit's lantern after a good polish
✦⠀Practical advice more grounded than The Emperor's LinkedIn profile
✦⠀Plot twists that'll make The Magician drop his wand
✦⠀Life hacks worthy of The High Priestess's secret Pinterest board
Your Journey Through The Cards 🌟
This is real-time magic where: questions lead to new insights which spark new questions, patterns reveal themselves, clarity emerges naturally, and wisdom unfolds live.
Just like in those mystical faire tents of old, we can explore all the burning questions that you have. But unlike those quick carnival reads, we dive DEEP.
Mix and match for maximum sparkle!
Decision Guidance
Perfect for those Knight of Swords moments:
✦⠀Should I take this job?
✦⠀Is this the right time to move?
✦⠀Do I pursue this opportunity?
We'll cut to the chase while still catching important nuances, so you can find your path clearer than unicorn tracks in fresh snow.
Deep Life Exploration
When you're feeling that Hermit energy:
✦⠀What's my true purpose?
✦⠀How can I heal this pattern?
✦⠀What's blocking my growth?
We'll take time to unfold each layer of meaning and channel more insight than a truth potion, so you can discover who you are beneath life’s masks.
Relationship Readings
For those Two of Cups contemplations:
✦⠀Understanding dynamics
✦⠀Exploring potentials
✦⠀Revealing hidden patterns
We'll look at all the facets and complexities with fairness and compassion, so you can build bonds stronger than dragon scales.
Creative/Business Questions
Channel that Queen of Pentacles wisdom:
✦⠀Project potential
✦⠀Business timing
✦⠀Creative blocks
We'll blend practical insight with innovative inspiration, so you can manifest that golden Pentacles energy.
While we keep things light and joyful, this work honors:
✦⠀Your free will (always your choice to accept the energy)
✦⠀Your pace (transformation unfolds naturally)
✦⠀Your journey (no forcing or rushing)
✦⠀Your sovereignty (you're the master of your path)
The energy and intentions for the reading are always:
✦⠀For your highest good
✦⠀Aligned with divine timing
✦⠀Respectful of natural processes
✦⠀Supporting your authentic evolution
Choose Your Mystical Adventure 🔮
Whether you're in the mood for a quick 15-minute spiritual espresso shot or a full hour of deep-diving destiny discussions, I'm here to shuffle up some serious insight! Choose your cosmic combo:
The Quick Draw
15 mins
Perfect for when you need answers faster than a phoenix rising!
The Story Unfolds
30 mins
More plot twists than The Wheel of Fortune at a roller derby!
The Full Spread
60 mins
Deeper than The High Priestess's search history!
The Epic Saga
90 mins
More comprehensive than The Hierophant's library collection!
How We Brew This Magical Potion 🪄
Choose your viewing time (15-90 mins) - like The Hermit, I'll shine a light on as much as we can in your chosen timeframe!
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Browse my deck collection and pick your destiny's deck! Whether you vibe with traditional Rider-Waite wisdom or modern magical artwork, we'll find the perfect cards to tell your tale.
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Spill your cosmic tea in the booking form! Questions, quandaries, or existential musings - pour them all out like The Star pouring wisdom into the cosmic waters.
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No limit on spiritual bandwidth (aka questions), but remember: we're working with broadband, not quantum computing here. I'll process as much data as I can before the system times out, faster than The Knight of Swords' charge!
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No specific queries? No problem! I’ll channel whatever wisdom the All-Sparkling Spirit has for you!
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Bonus - I will download from Source healing energy for your particular situation which I will convey in the form of affirmations that you, upon listening, can consent for them to be downloaded in your field
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In 5-10 moonlit nights (or sooner if The Magician's feeling particularly zippy), you'll receive your sacred YouTube link. Your video link is more secure than a goblin's vault and the link lasts longer than your grandfather's email account, so rerun your destiny's code anytime!
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The video is yours to rewatch whenever you need a cosmic boost - like having a pocket oracle! (For personal use only - the fae folk are stickly about these things!)
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Follow-Up Sessions: need another dip in the cosmic waters? Just book another reading and mention your previous magical session in the booking form. We'll pick up where we left off, faster than a unicorn's gallop!
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Gift a Magical Session
1.⠀Mention it's a gift in the booking form
2.⠀Provide recipient's email
3.⠀Include any specific intentions (for surprise gifts)
!⠀Important: Make sure recipients know about scheduling policies and can make their appointed time!
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Curious about who's holding the lantern on this journey?
Hey there! I'm Doriana, your resident happiness witch and transformation specialist.
Think of me as your friendly neighborhood reality enchanter - part energy worker, part cosmic cheerleader, all about helping you create real magic in your life.
Want to find out more? Peek behind the cosmic curtain and discover the method behind the magic and the wisdom behind the whimsy!
Ready to Begin Your Journey? 🔮
Whether you're:
✦⠀Standing at a crossroads (The Two of Wands beckons)
✦⠀Seeking deeper wisdom (The High Priestess calls)
✦⠀Ready for transformation (Death card whispers of change)
✦⠀Looking for practical guidance (The King of Pentacles offers counsel)
Or just feeling the universe's nudge
Your cards are waiting to speak! 🌠
FAQs
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I use intuitive spreads rather than fixed ones (like the Celtic Cross, for example). This allows for more meaning and understanding to be derived from the positions of the cards.
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As many as you want. I’ll answer your questions in the order you provide, and go through them one by one. I will do my best to fit them all within the duration of the reading, so keep that in mind when choosing the reading duration. If you want long, detailed answers to many questions, then choose a longer reading. If you have many questions and choose a short reading, I will keep the answers short as well.
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Honestly, anything, be it a general reading, a love reading, a life purpose reading, a career reading etc. Ask all your questions and mix topics in one reading if you want, I will do my best to cover them all in the order you provide and keeping within the timeframe of the session.
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No prior experience needed. I explain everything clearly during the reading.
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Yes! I have various decks ranging from traditional to themed. You can browse and request specific decks, or trust my intuitive choice for your reading.
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While no topic is off-limits, remember: my advice is more "fortune cookie" than "legal document." Always consult professionals for serious matters.
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Use the check-out form to mention your previous reading order that you want me to refer to and ask your follow-up questions.
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Use the check-out form and mention it’s a gift, put in the recipient’s name and email. You can choose to give some details about their situation or point to specific areas to cover. Otherwise, if you don’t provide any details, the reading will be general, with whatever comes out.
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Once you place your order you can cancel or reschedule up to 72 hours before the appointment time.
You can reschedule the appointment only once. If you try to reschedule multiple times, I will cancel the appointment.
If you reschedule, you will receive your file in 5-10 business days from the time of your rescheduled appointment.
If you cancel, you will not receive your file and you will not get a refund.
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No, you cannot. I start working on your order as soon as you place it, and will not let that effort be wasted by having to start all over for a new person.
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While these practices are generally gentle, you might experience:
✦⠀Insight overwhelm
✦⠀Pattern recognition surge
✦⠀Heightened emotional sensitivity
✦⠀Decision clarityWhen to Contact:
✦⠀Persistent discomfort
✦⠀Unusual reaction
✦⠀ Integration questions
✦⠀Support needs
⚠️ CARNIVAL OF CARTOMANCY CAUTION ⚠️
Ahoy there, deck-dancing daredevil! While this Tarot journey spins wilder tales than a tipsy Wheel of Fortune and is more more revealing than The Empress discovering her dress is see-through, it's merely a magnificent peek through the cosmic curtains of possibility!
Sparklery isn't responsible for sudden urges to join a traveling fortune-telling circus, The Tower moments that mysteriously coincide with your kitchen renovations, or your sudden conviction that your boss is literally The Devil incarnate (though... have you checked for hooves?).
Enchanted side effects may include: seeing Major Arcana archetypes in every Netflix series, interpreting pet behavior through tarot symbolism ("My hamster is giving SUCH Nine of Swords energy today"), creating elaborate card altars in your living room, and the sudden conviction that Mercury retrograde is personally targeting your deck's shuffling energy.
CARNIVAL WISDOM: Despite what The Magician whispers in your dreams, The Empress suggests consulting boring—I mean, qualified—professionals for serious matters. No actual fate-controlling abilities included—even The World can't make everything revolve around your spread!
P.S. Remember, dear one, The Fool isn't called that because they make bad choices, but because they dance joyfully with uncertainty! May your readings sparkle with insight and your card sleeves never tear! 🎪🔮🃏✨
Love and Sparkles 💖✨,
