Astrology Reading - 1:1
1 Hour & 30 Minutes - β¬100
2 Hours - β¬135
2 Hours & 30 Minutes - β¬165
3 Hours - β¬190
A live 1:1 video session on the topics of your choice
Advanced Navigation Training: Your 1:1 Cosmic Command Session β¨
Attention on deck, this is your Captain speaking
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Attention on deck, this is your Captain speaking β
ATTENTION COSMIC CADET!
Has your life's trajectory gone more sideways than a Sagittarius's commitment plans? Feeling more lost than a Pisces in a hardware store?
Time to upgrade your celestial GPS in real-time with your personal Star Commander (that's me, and yes, my cosmic credentials are more legit than that "psychic" your aunt found on Instagram)!
What to Expect During Your Mission π
Unlike recorded sessions (which are fantastic for cosmic replay value), live navigation offers:
β¦β Complex situation mapping
β¦β Advanced cosmic strategizing
β¦β Real-time "WHAT IS HAPPENING?!" clarity
β¦β Immediate "Oh, THAT'S why I do that!" insights
β¦β Instant "So THAT'S what that squiggly thing means!" understanding
β¦β Dynamic chart exploration (like having a cosmic Google Translate for your life)
Your Journey Through The Stars π
As Captain of your cosmic ship, you decide where we point our celestial telescope!
Mix and match for maximum sparkle!
Self & Identity
Beyond your sun sign's Instagram aesthetic
Career & Finances
Manifesting more than just "abundance vibes"
Love & Relationships
Better than your Scorpio friend's stalking skills
Family & Past Patterns
Healing deeper than your therapist's couch
Life Purpose
Bigger than a Sagittarius's travel bucket list
Other cosmic coordinates
Want to focus on specific areas? You're the Captain - I'm just your cosmic GPS!
Chart systems on deck
Natal
Chart
Your cosmic DNA - core drives and patterns
Synastry or Composite
Chart
Your relationship dynamics - the "us" in the cosmic math
Transits
Chart
Your perfect timing - when to launch that podcast/quit that job/adopt that cat
Navigation Tools
β¦β Western astrology with Placidus system (because even the cosmos needs structure)
β¦β Modern planetary rulers (keeping it fresh while honoring tradition)
β¦β All major planets (yes, Pluto's still invited to this cosmic party!)
β¦β Nodes of the Moon (your spiritual GPS coordinates) - Chiron and Lilith (because everyone's got baggage to unpack)
β¦β Key asteroids and aspects (all the cosmic spice)
Want specific tools included? Just let your Navigation Officer know!
Here's the real cosmic tea:
Your chart isn't a life sentence - it's a transformation map! Like any good alchemist knows, the same element that creates challenge holds the key to your evolution.
Those intense Pluto aspects? They're not just about power struggles - they're your ticket to personal power. That challenging Saturn? It's not just about restrictions - it's your pathway to mastery. Every placement is a potential superpower waiting to be unlocked!
While we keep things light and joyful, this work honors:
β¦β Your free will (always your choice to accept the energy)
β¦β Your pace (transformation unfolds naturally)
β¦β Your journey (no forcing or rushing)
β¦β Your sovereignty (you're the master of your path)
The energy and intentions for the reading are always:
β¦β For your highest good
β¦β Aligned with divine timing
β¦β Respectful of natural processes
β¦β Supporting your authentic evolution
Choose Your Mission Duration π
Orbital Reconnaissance
1 hour
For when you need answers faster than an Aries rushing into a relationship!
Perfect for:
β¦β Quick chart overview to figure out why you impulse-bought a theremin at 2AM (again)
β¦β ONE existential crisis at a time (we're not multitasking your cosmic meltdowns)
β¦β That life area that has you panic-Googling at 2am while eating cold leftovers
β¦β Getting clarity on current transits that are messier than a Pisces' concept of time
Deep Space Expedition
1.5 hours
When one burning question leads to seventeen more (it always does!)
Perfect for:
β¦β Multiple planetary puzzles that have you questioning your entire personality construct
β¦β Two connected chart areas because your love life AND career can't BOTH be cosmic jokes (or can they?!)
β¦β Career mysteries more complex than why the office refrigerator always smells like that
β¦β Six-month forecast planning so you can schedule your spontaneity in advance
Galactic Survey
2 hours
When your questions have developed questions of their own and possibly need therapy!
Perfect for:
β¦β The kind of deep dive that makes your therapist say "maybe we need another session"
β¦β Multiple chart types - natal, composite, WAIT THERE ARE MORE CHARTS?!
β¦β "Are we compatible or just sharing trauma like it's a Netflix password?" relationship insights
β¦β Year-ahead transit mapping with key dates to avoid making life decisions while Mercury is being a DRAMA QUEEN
Grand Universal Expedition
3 hours
When your questions have evolved into their own self-aware entity and possibly need their own chart!
Perfect for:
β¦β Complete chart diagnosis with all your planetary players in cosmic family therapy
β¦β Chart combinations that make astrology apps crash in despair
β¦β Multiple relationship analyses because WHY IS YOUR BOSS, YOUR EX, AND YOUR CAT ALL SAYING THE SAME THING?!
β¦β Long-term transits strategy for those ready to play 5D chess with the universe instead of just reacting to its practical jokes
Mission Examples: Who Needs A Star Map? π
For Your Own Voyage
Whether you're:
β¦β Plotting your next career move
β¦β Navigating relationship waters
β¦β Understanding personal patterns
β¦β Seeking life purpose clarity
For Understanding Others
Like having a cosmic user manual for:
β¦β Your new baby (parenting insights clearer than a 3am cry!)
β¦β That mysterious love interest (before your Scorpio moon starts stalking their social media)
β¦β Your teenager's current phase (beyond those Uranus opposition mood swings)
β¦β Business partners or teammates (better than a Myers-Briggs test on steroids)
For Life's Big Moments
Perfect for:
β¦β New parents wanting to understand their little cosmic traveler
β¦β Couples exploring compatibility (before that U-Haul commitment)
β¦β Teams seeking better collaboration
β¦β Anyone navigating a major life transition
Perfect for:
β¦β Astro-Newbies: "Is that symbol a planet or a coffee stain?"
β¦β Cosmic Veterans: "Let's discuss how my progressed Moon's quincunx to natal Pluto is affecting my sourdough starter"
β¦β Everyone in Between: "Why am I like this and when will it end?"
How We'll Plot Your Course π
Choose Your Expedition Length
Whether you want a focused deep-dive into specific planets or a grand tour of your entire cosmic neighborhood, thereβs no limit on the number of questions, just select the duration that fits your journey!
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Share Your Cosmic Coordinates
Use the booking form to:
β¦β Drop your birth details in the booking form (date, time, and location - we need precision that would impress even a Virgo!)
β¦β Got burning questions? Pour them into the star map too!
β¦β No specific queries? No worries - we'll cover more ground than a caffeinated Aries on a mission and go over all major life areas
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Choose your tools or go on autopilot
If youβre a savvy navigator, you can choose your own tools (chart type, extra celestial objects or mathematical points, adding in minor aspects etc.), or you can just kick back and focus on your questions and let your Cruise Control Commander (a.k.a me) whip up the perfect tool mix for you!
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Booking Confirmation
β¦β Receive your magical appointment details
β¦β Receive your mission briefing link (no special software needed - we're high-tech like that)
β¦β Review preparation guidelines
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Session Preparation
β¦β Create your sacred space
β¦β Set your intention
β¦β Follow preparation guidelines
β¦β Show up ready for transformation
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The Navigation Process
1.β We meet in our virtual command center (no space suit required)
2.β Chart up on screen (prepare for your mind to be more blown than an Aquarius discovering conspiracy theories)
3.β Dynamic exploration based on YOUR cosmic curiosity
+β Bonus: Source energy downloads (like cosmic software updates, but for your soul)
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Bonus Cosmic Upgrade! β¨
Like a shooting star blessing your journey, I'll channel specific Source energy for your situation, translated into affirmations you can use to navigate celestial currents and transform cosmic lead into gold
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Timing
β¦β Sessions start promptly
β¦β 15-minute grace period for tech setup
β¦β Reschedule with 72-hour notice
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Recording
β¦β Feel free to record for personal use
β¦β Keep recordings private
β¦β Use for your journey only
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Follow-Up Sessions
Need another dip in the cosmic waters? Just book another reading and mention your previous magical session in the booking form. We'll pick up where we left off, faster than a unicorn's gallop!
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Gift a Magical Session
1.β Mention it's a gift in the booking form
2.β Provide recipient's email
3.β Include any specific intentions (for surprise gifts)
!β Important: Make sure recipients know about scheduling policies and can make their appointed time!
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Meet Your Star Commander π
Curious about who's manning the cosmic control panel?
Check the About section for my totally true and not-at-all exaggerated credentials, and the Ethics page for the engine room tour of our magical starship!
π Engage warp-drive to the Constellation Station! π
So, cosmic cadet, ready to voyage through your stars?
Let's translate that celestial gobbledygook into a roadmap for your stellar success!
FAQs
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I use Western astrology with the Placidus house system and modern sign rulership.
We look at:
β¦β Major planets (Sun through Pluto)
β¦β Nodes of the Moon
β¦β Chiron and Lilith
β¦β Key asteroids and fixed stars when relevantOther objects or settings can be included upon request.
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No prior experience or belief in astrology needed. You can approach it as:
β¦β An intellectual exploration
β¦β A philosophical framework
β¦β A tool for self-reflection
β¦β A way to understand patternsYour openness to explore is all that's needed.
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The more accurate your birth time, the more precise the reading. This is especially important for:
β¦β House placements
β¦β Rising sign
β¦β Moon position if born on a day when it changed signsIf you don't have an exact time, let me know and we can work with what's available.
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Yes, with a few guidelines:
β¦β Must have their birth details
β¦β For adults, best to have their permission
β¦β For children, need parent/guardian permissionRemember that everyone has free will regardless of their chart.
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Yes! Depending on session length, we can explore:
β¦β Your personal chart
β¦β Relationship dynamics
β¦β Family patterns
β¦β Business timingTime needed varies with complexity.
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Use the check-out form to mention your previous reading order number that you want me to refer to and ask your follow-up questions.
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Use the check-out form and mention itβs a gift, put in the recipientβs name and email. You can choose to give some details about their situation or point to specific areas to cover. Otherwise, if you donβt provide any details, the reading will be a general one.
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Once you place your order you can cancel or reschedule up to 72 hours before the appointment time.
You can reschedule the appointment only once. If you try to reschedule multiple times, I will cancel the appointment.
If you cancel, you will not get a refund.
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While no topic is off-limits, remember: my advice is more "fortune cookie" than "legal document." Always consult professionals for serious matters.
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While these practices are generally gentle, you might experience:
β¦β Insight overwhelm
β¦β Pattern recognition surge
β¦β Heightened emotional sensitivity
β¦β Decision clarityWhen to Contact:
β¦β Persistent discomfort
β¦β Unusual reaction
β¦β Integration questions
β¦β Support needs -
Yes, you can. This is especially useful if you have rescheduled your appointment and canβt make it.
To transfer, just share the appointment details with the other person, and send me an e-mail with the details from the booking form questions answered by the new person.
Remember, ya space cowboy:
While this cosmic data packet is more revealing than a telescope pointed at a nudist colony on Mars, and more eye-opening than discovering you're actually an Ophiuchus, it's just an entertaining star map of your potential.
*SPARKLE CORPS LEGAL MUMBO-JUMBO*
Starfleet Command will not accept responsibility for: unexpected alien abductions, accidentally plotting courses through Saturn's rings when Mercury goes retrograde, or blaming your missed deadlines on "Pluto transiting my productivity sector".
Despite what your Aquarius placements transmit to your neural pathways, Starfleet regulations recommend using your standard-issue logic circuits when making decisions, and always consulting boring - I mean, professional - experts for serious stuff.
No actual space-pirating skills, warp-drive capabilities or alien communication skills included β even Geminis can't actually talk to everyone in the galaxy simultaneously (though they'll certainly attempt it).
FINAL WARNING: If you start seeing zodiac constellations in your breakfast cereal, please report to the nearest mental recalibration station immediately!
Sparklery Mission Control signing off. Over and out, star travelers!
*STATIC CRACKLE*
P.S. If this star map doesn't leave you more charged up than a pulsar in a magnetic storm, I'll eat my captain's insignia! May your orbits be stable, your cosmic journeys ever-surprising, and your planetary transits gentle on your Earth vessel! ππ πͺβ¨
Love and Sparkles πβ¨,
